God the Software Developer

Stolen off reddit:

Look, most new products spend YEARS in development - god only spent 6 days rushing out the entire universe, and only a single day on humans (if that). When you rush things out they contain bugs and after that you need to patch them and maintain them.

Adam and Eve were corrupted by a snake (worm) and everything went south from there - you can see it time and time again; god backed up his important documents and placed them in an ark and then formatted the world, before declaring he should never have to do it again, yet he reguarly formats mini sections of the globe in a haphazard manner.

Jesus represents a sort of Service Pack, however it is clear that after that God just sort of gave up and hasn’t bothered to make any updates since.