Attaching a mask depicting the eye of Sauron to a camera lens simply turns it into a giant poppy, thus losing any impact it possibly could've had. It wouldn't even scare a fainting goat.
It could be worse though. At least I made a half-arsed attempt at a costume, with a vaguely intelligent reason for choosing it. Besides, I only did it because I'm far too nice to show up everybody else by wearing a superior costume. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Now excuse me for a moment while I peer down rapidly at everyone snapping pictures. (Thankfully for them, the girls had enough sense to wear high-necked dresses!)
Later this weekend: step-by-step guide to raspberry mocha muffins, full of luscious pictures.
It could be worse though. At least I made a half-arsed attempt at a costume, with a vaguely intelligent reason for choosing it. Besides, I only did it because I'm far too nice to show up everybody else by wearing a superior costume. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Now excuse me for a moment while I peer down rapidly at everyone snapping pictures. (Thankfully for them, the girls had enough sense to wear high-necked dresses!)
Later this weekend: step-by-step guide to raspberry mocha muffins, full of luscious pictures.
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